Because it's never three.

Daron Malakian is much better in Scars on Broadway than in System. If he had gone straight from Steal This Album! to this new band, I don't think I would ever have criticised his musical ability.

My nose is very itchy and I am unsure as to how I'm going to make up all of the homework I missed because of my three days of absentness. I am not looking forward to this weekend.

I have determined that my hand is a more useful and manageable canvas than actual canvas. The texture of skin makes infinitely more sense, costs nothing, and can be accessed anywhere. Especially during math class.

I'm questioning how much I actually enjoy this website. It certainly does give me a good excuse to type meaningless sentences, and I very much enjoy that activity. But its not like I ever have anything interesting to say. Uh...I didn't go to sleep until 11 am today? Me and Devyn made a really stupid video that fuses a bunch of versions of 'Barbie Girl' into a halfway decent song and plays it to an image from Invader Zim. That was weird. Now I am debating whether it is a good idea to sleep for another few hours or not. I don't know how long I can stand staring at the computer screen. I wonder if Anna is capable of using her computer in Japan? I wish I could see someone turn into bees. That would be cool.
(MEANINGLESS SENTENCES)

I think maybe I should stop planning to do things. When I make plans to do anything even close to being creative, and this includes homework, I never do it. It doesn't happen. It just doesn't. But if I suddenly think 'oh hey, maybe this would be cool', and then do it two seconds later, there it is. For example, just five minutes ago I was watching ep. 16 of Naruto Shippuuden, which by the way was pretty dern good, at least in comparison to 15...and it's mostly as good as it was because the last few seconds included Zetsu. Zetsu and Gaara in the same episode equals awesome. If only Tobi (also awesome) was there too...but he doesn't show up until after Deidara looses...and neither does Hidan...why are most of my favorite characters in the Akatsuki? But anyway, I saw Zetsu, and my brain suggested I make a screenshot, and after obeying this command it gave me another the second the episode ended to make an icon of this picture. And as I was opening Paintshop in order to save it as a .gif file because microsoft paint fucks with the color when I do it there, my brain once again forced me to add this sentence that I had absolutely no plans whatsoever to add. Is this how things are supposed to be made? Completely spur-of-the-moment? I'm practically incapable of doing anything more than a day or two after I think of it. Is that how it's supposed to work?

I wonder if my html worked.

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Well, I finally made some kind of preparations for a project me and three other kids in my class have for health on thursday. I get to be a drug dealer. I would make the best drug dealer ever. What with my drugs that I deal all the time. Also I have a history project due on monday that I haven't even started to dicuss with my group. At all. I'm just so good with school.
Ooh, I actually have an idea for an AMV that I think is worth making. I needs to ask Anna if I can do that this weekend.
Also Tobi turned into a mini plastic dinosaur and Sean got drunk and hit him with his miniature matchbox car. It was a terrible accident.
Or rather Tobi, Sean, Henry, and Lance's health project is about alcohol and their idea for their anti-alcohol ad is extremely hilarious and I want to see it when they are done making it. They'd better show me it or I will kill them.

1. A few days back I made my belly button bleed.

2. A day or two after that I had that "Philly Cheese Steak" pizza from Dominos, and the brown stuff on the crust tasted like blood.

3. It took my friend Sean two days to realize that I had cut my hair, which is now around twelve inches shorter.

3b. May told me it was a sin for me to have cut my hair, yet over the break she cut her bangs because they were in her face.

4. Today is twin day at school, and me and Tobi are going as twins. It works perfectly, seeing as we look exactly the same, aside from our drastic differences in hair color (me=blond, he=black), eye color (me=green, he=blackish brownishy), height (he=taller than me), race (me=white, he=asian)...and there's also the fact that if you are going to participate in this event, you are supposed to dress the same as the other person, which we have not done. This is instead of twinning with May, who doesn't look like me, but people have confused us for each other before because we look similar enough for people to make that mistake when they are half asleep.

Look at me, I'm super-deformed! Or not! Grah!
Well, today I went to a store, and yesterday was Easter. I have been eating chocolate ever since then. I'm not sure if I can bring myself to stop until it is gone.
What else has happened recently...
I went to Maryland to visit dad, and we went to Annapolis to see the Naval academy. It was cool. My hair is short, and now some kid with cancer probably has it, or will have it.
Wow, this is the most to-the-point entry I've ever made. I guess I just don't have anything exciting to say. Maybe I should see what else exists on this website. I think I will.
Anna, I credit you for giving me the idea for this icon. Thank you.

Huzzah for doing absolutely nothing for days at a time! Today I plan on planning to do at least one of my homework assignments before the day before school begins again, and in the end just not doing it. Hopefully my plans will not be successful...
On another, much more awesome note, I have recently acquired a Gobo and a Boober plushie, two of my favorite characters from Fraggle Rock. Wembley lives in my house too, but he is not mine. As a result I don't feel the need to have one of my own, because he is here anyway. I don't know why but I keep randomly becoming interested in things that I haven't given a second though for months (or years). Greatest example, I have become obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh all over again, when until recently I barely remembered it existing. This used to be my favorite show when the dub first came out on the WB...I think this is the correct station but one can never be too sure. Well, now I love it again, although I am less interested in the english dub (which I now think is very...bad. Or at least not good) than I am in the manga which I tend to buy completely out of order. I now own volumes 6 and 7 of Yu-Gi-Oh, and 1, 7, and 8 of Yu-Gi-Oh: Duelist. If I ever do get any of them in order it will be the Millenium World ones, because these are the ones I know least about because I lost interest in the dubbed series around the end of the duel city arc. Funny thing actually, two of my biggest interests back before Yu-Gi-Oh was dubbed were Ancient Egypt and Dinosaurs. I lost almost all interest in them shortly after I began watching it, if I remember correctly. Lame. Really lame.
I thought I was talking about Fraggle Rock..?
I'm going to defend my loserly obsessions to the death by saying that all my friends are crazy obsessors about random things too. At least I am not alone in my nerdiness.

Garsh, school is entertaining. Even though I love to say that it sucks and I hate it, things that are fun keep happening, and I hate it. School is supposed to suck, dammit! HATE! Some of these things are even part of my lessons. I LIKE my classes...the horror... that is, except for chemistry. Science is the only subject, I've realised, that I don't like under almost any circumstances. Sometimes, but rarely, it is okay. Dad would be disappointed in my ness.
Today I had a beautiful conversation with my friends Andy and May via chalkboard before class. After saying that I should be smitten by God promptly, Andy was told that he should be killed by a flaming ball of garbage and koalas, also sent by God, as soon as theis happened. Then a paradox was created. This being Katya > Andy > May > Katya. So many a's and y's. I enjoy people.
Maybe I should get more icons.

Today was the day of the amc test, and as a result I was released from school an hour and fifteen minutes early. I'm pretty happy about that. Otherwise my day has been pretty uneventful, as has the rest of the week. But you don't care, because you aren't anyone!! No one is reading this!

Ha! Haha! In your FACE livejournal! I have changed your default message to something ELSE!! Quiver in fear, mortal! Disregard the fact that I am more of a mortal than you are seeing as I am human and you are a website.

Hello, whoever might be reading this. How goes it? By train? By car? By mud-spewing dragon monster? I wonder if because I wrote dragon, monster is implied. But then again some people don't consider dragon's monster, because they aren't supposed to be terrifying like other monsters are. I like the word monster. It sounds like wonder. Which reminds me of bread. Which sounds like head. Which lives on ones neck. Which sounds like deck. Which reminds me of boats. Which sounds like mote. Which is often a feature of giant castles. Which reminds me of medieval knight-kajiggers. Who are all into chivalry and stuff, so they rescue distressed women from the clutches of fire-breathing dragons, who they are always being kidnapped by. And if one of those dragons ate too much dirt, they may vomit up mud. This is what I do instead of homework.